Demonsul kicks off the battle by playing Build Grist and gaining 350 points.
Demonsul uses some of his gained points to brin forth the Laser Shark.
causeless decides to bulk up his defense against the Shark by playing Brick Wall. Santa also spreads some "Christmas cheer" to the Laser Shark in the form of 3 damage.
Demonsul plays Star Power-Up to make Laser Shark invincible for causeless's next turn and zaps Santa for 3 damage.
causeless plays Cool Bana. All of his cards stare angrily at the Shark.
Turn 7 (Dinner's ready!)Edit
The Laser Shark ruins Christmas forever by eating Santa Claus through the use of Baby Eater, giving the Shark an extra 1 heart. The Shark also then zaps Cool Bana, who eats the attack like it's a Santa.
causeless plays no cards this turn and thus draws an extra one. The soon-to-be-impeached president punches the Shark in the snout to establish dominance.
Turn 9 (The Beginning of the End)Edit
Demonsul has the Laser Shark move the impeachment forward (with his teeth) and plays the card Mind Control. causeless reveals the following cards in his hand, and Demonsul forces his foe to play the Tick, so that causeless might reap its benefits.
causeless 100% willingly plays the Tick of his own volition. Definitely. It takes its first .5 hearts toll for its indestructible protection.
Demonsul plays Teenabe Mutanf Ninga Tutle and his Laser Shark begins dismantling the Wall.
Turn 12 (Welcome to Germany)Edit
causeless plays Indecipherable Doodle, and jokingly renames Brick Wall the Berlin Wall. Tick ate another .5 hearts.
Turn 13 (President Demonsul and Secretary Causeless)Edit
"General Secretary Cogitation, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Card Game Union and Eastern Forum Games, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Cogitation, open this gate! Mr. Cogitation, tear down this wall!"
He then proceeds to tear it down himself, and plays Trebuchet.
Turn 14 (What Logic?)Edit
causeless plays the card Desert in retaliation, but Demonsul plays Objection! in retaliation to the retaliation, and this happens. While all this was happening, Tick sucked another .5 hearts out of causeless.
Turn 15 (A Proud Day for Democracy)Edit
Demonsul plays Incense, returning the invincible tick from whence it came. His combined forces laser, ninja, stone, and eat Secretary cogitation, ending the opressive regime of Eastern Germany and allowing the two halves of the country to join as one Germany.
An alternate version of causeless sheds a tear for the loss of his grand opponent in his universe