Witness Blardson is a card created by Supernerd depicting a man in a grey t-shirt and blue pants.
Witness Blardson has 2 hearts and 2 attack. His attack is boosted by 3 (totalling 5 attack) when attacking a dog card.
- Witness Blardson is the only human witness.
- Witness Blardson is the weakest witness in terms of base stats, but he has the highest potential attack.
- The number of people who at some point thought it was spelled Biardson is a number greater than or equal to 2.